my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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