U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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