fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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