Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
