He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Randomize
