The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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