Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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