Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So vagazzling was a success
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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