If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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