Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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