i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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