just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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