Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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