marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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