You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
