well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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