And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
What drink are we having for lunch?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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