Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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