there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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