Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
