Dual....:-)
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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