i don't like sucking hair
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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