What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Randomize
