You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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