Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So squirting runs in the family.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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