If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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