Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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