I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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