He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Randomize
