i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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