I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my shit smells like andre
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She's the barista slut.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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