so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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