yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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