She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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