I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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