I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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