So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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