Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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