..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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