i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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