You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
