Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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