I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just cut my nipple shaving
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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