Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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