so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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