So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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