i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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