the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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