Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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