can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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