And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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