Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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