i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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