After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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