Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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