God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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