I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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