The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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